The debut novel by Sandor Gschwind and Olivia Caudill, let this comedy fantasy adventure glue you to it's characters and cause an equal amount of laughs and sobs!
"The top ten bestest of book to all book of ever time." - Speeng Skribblez
A bromantasy fantasy adventure for the hearts of maidens and beast alike, Adventures, Maidens and a Disparaging Amount of Dragons follows two best friends on a journey to avoid the dreaded fate of arranged marriage. (And the pains of being single.) Follow Prince Cyrus Acker as his best friend Isaac Ezra aids him in his escape from an arranged marriage. However, on their adventure for love, Cyrus accidentally let's loose a swarm of dragons on a local villa. Now, with a ticket to the dungeons of Rairea on his head, Isaac and Cyrus have to find a way to restore their reputation in their home kingdom and maybe even find a pair of fair maidens to marry before their time runs up!
Numerous factors complicate their adventure. An evil wicked witch that stalks them with magical moths, an undead apocalypse raised by the cave-dwelling hag, a legion of dragons waging a rebellion on the distant volcano island-nation of Astarth, and a scarily cheerful forest fairy there to aid the two on their quest. As more secrets are discovered of Cyrus' royal family, his friendship between Isaac and the entire kingdom of Rairea is strained. Is there friendship one meant to be sailed into a happy future, or one to be sunk in the midst of kingdom-wide conflict?
